Remember The Guy Who Chased People Around A Store With An Alligator? He Says He Was So Drunk He Doesn't Remember Any Of It

Remember this guy?

Well the local news tracked him down to get some answers

Nothing all that surprising about his answers there. It would’ve been more surprising if he’d said he black was stone cold sober when he decided to chase people around a liquor store with a live alligator. Who hasn’t done something stupid like this when they were black out drunk? Exactly. I’m not one to judge and I won’t do it here. Crazy things are bound to happen when you’re already lit like a Christmas tree and you make a beer run. I will say, it’s concerning that he has no idea where got the alligator but that’s Florida, baby! In other parts of the world you usually wake up from a night of drunken debauchery and have no idea who the young lady (or young man) is sleeping next to you. In Florida? You wake up with an alligator you just met.

Laugh out loud funny when he said, “This store sells some good liquor” like it was a fine restaurant or something. Like they’re the place in town that has the liquor that gets you the drunkest. What an endorsement from that fella. The liquor is so good from there that it’ll turn you into an alligator-toting maniac. What makes their liquor better than the liquor at other liquor stores I wonder? The place looks like every other liquor store in the world to me but what do I know.